Tfw the cat is in the laundry basket and you tell her to move and she says **** off and you say fine I'll just pull the towels out around you and then you're bleeding.
@reedsandstrings hopefully you at least managed to obtain one towel to stanch the hemorrhage.
@reedsandstrings at least she warned you???
@MissSnarkerson Oh yeah, it was definitely my own fault! I thought I was smarter/quicker and I was very wrong.
@reedsandstrings oh, I've been there...went to my sister's wedding with a bloody gash on my face because I thought I could get away with kissing the cat who'd already told me to eff off....
@reedsandstrings When I find cats in my laundry basket, I give them punishment cuddles.