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A wifi enabled stove top sounds great until someone finds a security flaw and starts turning every burner on full while the owners are out of the house.

Hard: software development

Harder: solving complex problems involving natural language

Hardest: explaining why an idea a client has is terrible and should never be done without sounding like an condescending arsehole

Maintaining bad code is unhealthy for your sanity and how you end up a psychopath

Power metal is the best music to code to

Up at 3:30am
On the boat at 5:00am
Home eating fresh fish by 9:30am

What a good start to a day

Monkey reboot
Not sure how I feel about this, the picture looks like a still from the old Hercules or Xena series.

I'll probably still watch it because I love Journey to the West stories.

mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-04

Fun fact: I sit two feet away an autoclave

Not so fun fact: Autoclave alarms are really damn loud

As the years go by I have less and less patience for the total disregard of cowboy/enthusiastic/code-churner colleagues for project management procedures and conventions. Things such as non-descriptive commit messages, missing version tags, debug output statements pushed to the repo, bug-tracker tickets not updated... have become quite irritating.

Am I being overly rigid or do you fellow programmers feel the same?

Database engineering is hard.
This also seems like a good use case for Neo4j and Cypher

qntm.org/gay

Every time a change request comes through for a legacy project

How do they expect anyone to go for that...it's VB