More Internet of Shit I don't need. A smart pillow.
From the description it says.
When you wake up improperly you're likely to:
Choose bad foods
Skip the gym
Spread Nutella on everything
Rescheduling your diet for another day
How are any of those bad things.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/modem/the-sunrise-smart-pillow-sleep-smart-wake-naturall
We're so screwed
@sc@witches.town Nice video. I rarely deal with username passwords now for the reasons he stated in the video
Colleague: I need a change made to this project, when will you have some free time?
Me: Next year
Colleague:....
I love the look on peoples face when I give an answer like this. It's a mix horror and confusion and It's not even a lie.
Obviously they actually meant to ask when will I be willing to push my other work aside and do theirs at the expense of my current project. Of course that doesn't sound very polite.
Passwords stored in cookies, resetting passwords by just knowing the user's DOB, not even having passwords. This all kinds of tom-fuckery
@NeuroWinter It's the Internet of Shit, everything must by wifi or bluetooth enabled, consequences be damned
A wifi enabled stove top sounds great until someone finds a security flaw and starts turning every burner on full while the owners are out of the house.
@SmittenKitten Sounds like true love just make sure it doesn't have a camera in it. Can't trust anything after what happened to the svakom siime eye 😂
@ailispaw 😝 already seen that one
@ailispaw Needs more shibe
Hard: software development
Harder: solving complex problems involving natural language
Hardest: explaining why an idea a client has is terrible and should never be done without sounding like an condescending arsehole
@Averly Music makes everything better 🎧
@Averly I get more concerned when everything feels like it going smoothly because I just know something has gone terribly wrong and I haven't realised yet
Maintaining bad code is unhealthy for your sanity and how you end up a psychopath
TIL owls have long legs
An artificial womb successfully grew baby sheep — and humans could be next
Power metal is the best music to code to
Just web dev things
