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% of stack overflow traffic going to "how to exit vim"

https://stackoverflow.blog/2017/05/23/stack-overflow-helping-one-million-developers-exit-vim/

I can't tell if Amazon Snowmobile is a real thing or not. It looks real but really? 😂
https://aws.amazon.com/snowmobile/

https://octodon.social/media/zOvUqMxrWYqQ-qKntYs

DHMO as it's known by some "chemists" is incredibly dangerous and once introduced into your body you will DIE if not consuming it at regular intervals

https://octodon.social/media/IJdu_u9vuAUyUxoD000

Dumb password rules. After all this it's probably just stored in plain text...in a file....on a public share.

https://github.com/duffn/dumb-password-rules/blob/master/README.md

Someone doesn't understand what secure means. Then again I'm certain a large number of sites do this and we're just ignorant of the fact

https://octodon.social/media/oV9DtS3sCg9BsC2xtG0

Make sure your meth is gluten free.
#healthyliving

We're so screwed

Passwords stored in cookies, resetting passwords by just knowing the user's DOB, not even having passwords. This all kinds of tom-fuckery

https://www.troyhunt.com/reckon-youve-seen-some-stupid-security-things-here-hold-my-beer/?utm_content=bufferf29d2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=plus.google.com&utm_campaign=buffer

A wifi enabled stove top sounds great until someone finds a security flaw and starts turning every burner on full while the owners are out of the house.

Real programmers use a track ball and on-screen keyboard

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/04/the-first-kirby-game-was-programmed-without-a-keyboard/?utm_content=buffer97d15&utm_medium=social&utm_source=plus.google.com&utm_campaign=buffer https://octodon.social/media/H9FF7dksfH5WSkrnHWs

Maintaining bad code is unhealthy for your sanity and how you end up a psychopath

TIL owls have long legs

Just web dev things

Every time a change request comes through for a legacy project

How do they expect anyone to go for that...it's VB