there's some good space here in these dead accounts. we'll have to spray for roaches, of course, but a fresh coat of paint could serve these places well
there's probably a lot of people without any accounts at all that could use a 200 follower account like this
@realmaxkeeble I'm buying up the abandoned accounts and gentrifying them, creating a space where influencers can park their clout to avoid taxes and have a place to vacation every so often when Twitter goes down
@robotcarsley og mastodon accounts who never left look at these renoed accounts with disgust. spray paint appears on the side of one that says "coming soon to this location: charming ruins"
@realmaxkeeble I'm funneling money into the campaign of a YIMBY candidate for Eugen. He promises tax breaks for woke brands that choose to relocate to Mastodon.
@realmaxkeeble in this season of This Old Account, we're rehabilitating this sad dated empty box of an account into a lovely and livable Midcentury Modern account
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