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The reason I generally don’t personally comment on the sex pests/other stuff unfairly brushed off as “drama” is that I have no illusion that there’s any way me commenting is gonna help. I will signal boost people whose voices need heard and distance myself from abusers/racists/what have you, but nobody’s reaction to any of this stuff should be “gee, I wonder what Max Keeble’s take on this is”

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Y'all, I'm on a business trip in Houston. this is my first time in the city, so I figured I'd get the "authentic Houston experience" by not driving at all and walking the half mile radius around my hotel. It's so dismal it makes me giddy. Come along with me, won't you?

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Earnest :

Call me Max (not my real name but w/e). Queer polyam South Florida leftist, 25. Former College Radio music director.

Raised in the helltown of Celebration, FL (yes, really) so I know what it's like to grow up in a cult.

I run a music blog, am trying to learn guitar, and earnestly love Taco Bell. I visit the art museum at least monthly.

I ❤️ music and am always down to talk about it / give recommendations. Lets follow each other!

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@realmaxkeeble fake Max Keeble, real bird

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Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: please write your full name, adress, credit card info and social security number below

My answer: Max Keeble
Box 3500
Harvard Square
Cambridge, MA 02238

1244-2355-2305 (cv 234)
Social: 000-34-0354

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Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: go away

My answer: oh you know im not gonna do that

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Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: so is the question of whether max keeble is real or fake dependent on some kind of shrödingers cat situation?

My answer: the real max keeble is the human one. the fake max keeble is the bird one. thanks for reading

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Curious Cat user (anonymous) asks: is there something i need to know?

My answer: Yes: in the 2013 movie Pixels, Josh Gad's character fucks Q-bert

Idea for super Mario Odyssey 2:

Mario must save the metro kingdom from city planner Waluigi, who is on the verge of bulldozing the town square to build the Cross Donks Expressway

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New Donk City is like Pyongyang cosplaying as 1940s New York

@realmaxkeeble in this season of This Old Account, we're rehabilitating this sad dated empty box of an account into a lovely and livable Midcentury Modern account

there's some good space here in these dead accounts. we'll have to spray for roaches, of course, but a fresh coat of paint could serve these places well

there's probably a lot of people without any accounts at all that could use a 200 follower account like this

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wandering around the husks of mastodon accounts abandoned since september 2018 and livin in them like a hermit crab

the second funniest part about the Pagliacci joke is that the doctor is abysmal. Imagine seeing this dude:

YOU: I have depression

DOCTOR: I dunno, go see a fuckin clown or something

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the funniest part about the Pagliacci joke is that in italian "Pagliacci" means "clowns". plural. This clown named himself clowns

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