Look, I know it’s a low risk strategy to fight the bourgeoisie by farting in the elevator, but the proletariat use lifts too. It’s cold. The heat is on. Don’t be a jagoff.

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what do you call a government official ranking 10 or higher Show more

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is easily HST’s worst book so of course it’s the one that blew up

It’s like my REM toot

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ISLAMOPHOBIC BATMAN: Quick, get behind me!
ISLAMOPHOBIC BATMAN is SHOWERED WITH ROCKS AND BOTTLES, the fibers in his CAPE protecting the crowd of FLEEING ISRAELIS
ISLAMOPHOBIC BATMAN: These animals want to erase our ethnic identity. Our Neopets MUST be allowed to be proud of their white heritage

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can i please uhhh order some validation with uuuh um a side of mutual respect?

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The Assassination Of My Third Wife By My Coward Second Wife

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@3_3van @radbismuth jemaine clement does a great Tim Curry impression in it tho

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@radbismuth your avi was too detailed to do in pen so here's a shitty pencil scribble, also i capitalised stuff i shouldn't have on the toot so sorry and sorry :/

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come explore the enigma: buy the Men In Black trilogy for the first time on Blu-Ray disc today

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Your landscaper name is your last name plus landscaping.

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cause it's a bittersweet symphony this life
trying to make ends meet, you're a slave to the borat voice my wife

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this might be controversial but boobs are really good

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[BANDWAGON JUMP ALERT]
Comment and I'll handwrite a toot of yours (of your choosing). Boost and I'll draw your avi really badly.

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@cjwyoming that's very kind praise for an idea that's not mine! here is your toot plus i'm a dumbass so i drew your icon horrifyingly before realising you didn't ask for that so uhh bonus content

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people who make porn of animal crossing characters get the wall

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