“you nicked yourself while shaving? rub this magic wand on it and it’ll stop bleeding, but it WILL sting like a motherfucker the whole time and randomly for like an hour or two afterwards”
who was the first person who was like “this is an acceptable tradeoff and worth not having a beard”
i don’t even shave my beard, just my neck so i don’t look as slovenly
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