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man squeezed from tube declares "i come with a different perspective"
we have to think about cyber
are you thinking about cyber?
oh it's tom steyer. he's still committed to the bit i guess
tom stares directly into the camera. other people look at blitzer. tom follows the active camera even as it changes
warren shrinks away from steyer. she doesn't want her name in his mouth.
sanders sounding presidential as heck, does that make me a centrist
"both of those wars were based on lies!" damn
biden loves saying "i was there too"
blitzer: small warcrimes or big warcrimes?biden: small warcrimes. warcrimes in a jokerman font
warren > no troops in the middle east!biden > counterpoint: special troops
biden is a flopping fish, mumbling the words of the old gods
when sanders says "wolf" it sounds like "woof" and all i'm saying is i hope to hear some edits
tom steyer is scared to death of climate change and his best idea was to become president
pete the turnpike cop here to tell you socialism is above the speed limit
warren and sanders seem to bury the hatchet regarding the "can a woman win?" matter, thank joddess
oh no bernie. the moderators are falling down.
"i agree. women can win" - biden 2020
biden is visibly winded. it feels wretched and ridiculous to watch him struggle.
ok. biden got his face stapled during the break. he's awake now.
"this debate isn't real" - klobuchar 2020
klobuchar here to tell you about the true nature of reality and why it means you can't see a doctor
THE SANDWICH GENERATION
amy klobuchar speaks the true name of millennials, demonstrating with eldritch whispers her total dominion:
The Sandwich Generation
dnc working SO HARD to shit on sanders. literally just asked him "why wouldn't your plans bankrupt the country"
pete sounds like a verizon ad
pete accidentally reveals he was squeezed from a tube by speaking about wage-earners as a separate people unlike "us"
let's hear from a voter: "des moines is an insurance town. what happens to all the grifters when the grift dries up?"
there are two steyer people in the audience. only two
"there are a whole lot of drugs" - e.warren 2020
there it is. use the market, elizabeth. use the market! "you don't even need price controls" she says, immediately after indicating she would use executive authority to lower prices
pete here with a special offer from your friends at The Government Dot Social: now for a limited time you can get childcare for as low as 7% of your income, or as low as 0% if you prostrate yourself before us and beseech the green god
when biden says he was making $42k/yr as a senator in 1974 he means $220k on inflation, but close to ten times that if you consider buying power
pete does not understand people who were not squeezed from a tube, but he's trying. by joddess he's trying
i like that centrists think of means testing as a thing poor people should self-evidently support
i don't think they're going to talk about puerto rico at all, but they'll use flooding in iowa to talk about climate change instead
there's those two steyer people again, clapping, being immediately shushed by ushers,
oh i get it now. tom steyer is speaking to the camera because then he can use it in ad footage. no need to hire a camera crew.
weird flex saying you're thirty years slimier than pete
someday we'll have a worshipper of the old gods in the ruins of that office, and i for one look forward to that day. that's why i'm happy to vote for,,
it's not warren or sanders who are going to scare away swing voters. it's me. i'll leap from the woods at their mid-sized subarus and bare my glittering fangs. terrified they will never return
@garbados the swing voters, of course, are named for the wide swings their arms make as they flee, churning the dirt into mud
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