training and becoming a journeyman in the wikifeet guild

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i dont think i posted my latest cardinal pics

ive also moved the feeder closer so tomorrow i may get even better ones if it stops raining; in the like 3 hours since washing the birdfeeder and moving it to the deck the cardinals came back to chill on it

the snyder cut is what comics fans call circumcision

you like cds? well you can see deez cute baby birds

excited to announce the launch of darkwebMD, where you can look up your symptoms and get connected directly to eastern european research chemical manufacturers

darkwebMD: because worrying if it’s cancer sucks compared to seeing pretty patterns

did we ever find a non-transphobic replacement for TomboyX?

"Oh my Granny, what big cargo shorts you have!"
"Yes, my child, all the better for carrying my psp, and even better still for carrying a psp go as its lack of a umd drive makes it a much smaller machine and is preferred by some people for hacking"

the snyder cut is what comics fans call circumcision

you like cds? well you can see deez cute baby birds

running out of the woods in a panic because i fear deer

using muscle memory to keep my head above water, on that rote float

excitedly cheering for my nuts, even though it’s not classy to scrote gloat

at the press conference holding the microphone up to my balls, give the reporters a scrote quote

terrible garbage written by ernest cline 

@r4v5 guarantee every one of these "vacuum headed fuck bunnies" is smarter than this dude

anyway this is what i picture every time someone says they’re a

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terrible garbage written by ernest cline 

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected

liposuctioned women

Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation

in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.

And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.

These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.

They disgust me.

And it's not that I'm against pornography.

I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.

Fact.

"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"

Guys need porn.

But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.

I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:

Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world

is a woman who is smarter than you are.

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do you ever remember how the dude who wrote ready player one and drives a delorean published a book of poetry and an audiobook and included a live reading of these poems to an audience and one of those poems was called “nerd porn auteur” all about how he hates porn stars and wants porn with “real women” who are smarter than him

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