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El-ahrairah, your people cannot rule the world, for I will not have it so. All the world will be your enemy, Prince With A Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.

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"but may we rise without vainglory
and may we rise all without spleen
and may we rise not sick with worry
as burden flies from the orchard green"

“try not to cum,” the game said, and everyone laughed, not understanding until too late the consequences of failing the challenge

tshirt that reads, on the front

A MONAD IS A MONOID IN THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNCTORS

and on the back

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CATEGORY

hey guys look at this evidence of my felony crimes, it’s hilarious

might fuck around and kill the old ways so that the new ways need not struggle to be born and it won’t be the time of monsters, as a bit

new blog post! 

# Software From Another World

> We undermine not only unions, but every aspect of the worker's life: AirBnB spikes rents, Uber disenfranchises drivers, a thousand streaming services reinvent cable, Amazon fucks everybody, and so on. Despite any niche expertise, these are companies made possible by software, by the lending of software labor to capitalist ends. We can choose to deny them, if we stand together.

garbados.github.io/my-blog/sof

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two different people complimented me on my outfit today so I'm going to round that up to success

also, eye contact, selfies, etc

one of the worst things to happen culturally is the amalgamation of all artistic production into a slurry called “content”

you don’t “create content”, you’re an artist creating works of art

a thing nobody tells you about online dating apps is you have to actually send messages to get anyone to come smooch you

lol no

I'm now receiving word that her name also autocorrected to "poo" so her homework was submitted under that alias

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when we were young and we all used the family computer my sisters used to piss about with autocorrect on ms word and one of them made "bee" correct to "big beefy bumbly rumbler" and the other submitted homework with that on it without realising

this is not a place of ass whipping. what happened here sucks ass to us

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