permanently injured because a weighted blanket lowered onto my body too quickly and hit me in the dick

selfie, eye contact, mcelroy gushing 

shawty got them apple bottom jeans
the boots with the jean
the whole club looking at jean
she hit the jeans
next thing you seen
shawty got jean jean jean jean jean jean jean jean

*stereotypical new yorker voice* hello I am a magazine with nicely drawn covers that people also read sometimes

shawty got them apple bottom jeans
the boots with the jean
the whole club looking at jean
she hit the jeans
next thing you seen
shawty got jean jean jean jean jean jean jean jean

steven universe movie spoilers 

been off fedi doing things with my pal. my apartment finally has a couch in it and will soon have a place to put my TV, we both have fresh injuries on our bodies from accidents (me: moving bikes to storage, them: cooking), we did a midnight birthday ihop run

the apartment feels so much brighter and more magical with Them in it and just hearing them stir in their sleep warms my heart

when they go back home in two weeks it’s gonna be hard not to fall apart but i’m gonna try my best for our sake.

me: it is important to practice self care, and not spend time seeking out things that you know will upset you

also me: duckduckgo searches "thin blue line" "bad dragon"

that mixture of feelings when your pal is coming to visit and you think they'll be here Monday but they're actually arriving Sunday so you get a whole extra day with them, but also your apartment is even less cleaned than it would have been given the extra day

murder mention, transphobia 

us politics, chicago politics 

if money is speech then money-changers are just translators and it’s kinda Problematic that Jesus threw them out of the temple tbh

cancel hiiiiim

welp back to listening to second toughest in the infants again

the spookiest bird is of course the October Warrant Canary

the furry Rage Against the Machine cover band, Beans On Parade

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