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I'm addict to shitposts
And insects
And deep sea creatures
And anarchy
Also fuck capitalism
That's about it

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the most beautiful phrase in the italian language is :sm64_w: :sm64_a: :sm64_h: :sm64_o: :sm64_o:

I thought Satan was a cat but I needlessly killed a ladybug* so I know Satan is actually me.

*it was in my shirt and I couldn't see it

finally bought new tapers and plugs to get my ears back to half an inch like god intended

texas isnt real its the australia of the united states

Gross cat lyfe Show more

Herman is getting a rib removed so he can bite his own tail

lewd Dragonball Z shitpost, unnecessary Show more

gender reveal party where you get together and reveal to all your friends and colleagues that they don't need to know what's between your baby's legs

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is there anything more satisfying than unfollowing someone that refuses to follow u back...... i think not. i will not be big leagued on this here site

we actually got in an argument going to pollo tropical because she didn't trust me to get her order right

i hate that whenever i try to spend time with my mom, the more chill i try to be, the more frantic she becomes. it honestly doesn't matter if we're home watching tv or out somewhere doing literally anything. she finds something to flip out over.

Some Asshole: humans are just naturally inclined to selfish behavior because of evolution

Humans: *form social bonds with strangers*
Humans: *form social bonds with animals*
Humans: *form social bonds with plants*
Humans: *form social bonds with robots*

Mom brought a chicken back from the barn because she wanted to hang out with her.

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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more