pzmyers 🦑 @pzmyers@octodon.social

Just replace the swastika with an American flag, and this could be any megachurch.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/01/07/i-cant-bear-a-modern-american-church-service/ https://octodon.social/media/7wFmTWRyoeR63Zt66Vs

The octopuses can't muck up the planet worse than we have.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/01/05/friday-cephalopod-time-to-rejoice/ https://octodon.social/media/PvSYZgPsSOl-reDVMNw

I could go with a great big glass of something cold and squamous right now.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/01/05/i-have-found-my-people/ https://octodon.social/media/8rkAK_PJ_m0rZ9YLxbs

American "documentaries" about Nazis and aliens are actually anti-science propaganda.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/01/04/weve-been-building-kook-magnets/ https://octodon.social/media/uiCB1fo3MTiutTxdEwQ

I'm at that age where everything starts looking like a poignant metaphor.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/01/02/were-all-going-to-deteriorate-and-start-leaking-someday/ https://octodon.social/media/PpXbunvp88JR3li70Rg

You put the nozzle in the hole and squeeze.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/01/02/relax-oregon/ https://octodon.social/media/Xts5xaU9zxfezO7ykmQ

Well, that certainly simplifies geology.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/31/i-guess-we-need-to-start-looking-for-those-precambrian-rabbits/ https://octodon.social/media/gbU3aGMQ2UTtVQaMMwY

ContraPoints has me wondering what I should do with decapitated lizard heads.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/30/what-am-i-going-to-do-with-all-these-baskets-full-of-lizard-heads/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJW4-cOZt8A https://octodon.social/media/VvHxbTwOwp8utQYRY5Q

Babies. Cuter than cats.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/30/stop-me-i-cant-help-myself/ https://octodon.social/media/SHxcHLjwnGtl7p0qWXg

The Frilled Giant Pacific Octopus.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/29/friday-cephalopod-new-octopus-for-a-new-year/ https://octodon.social/media/jFHgIi5ILrrURn6SRNE

Me, every night, except younger and better looking.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/28/winter-in-minnesota-2/ https://octodon.social/media/6c-pvAEv0PZupbvUmjU

It may be too late to learn from history.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/28/history-will-eat-the-rich-but-unfortunately-theyre-dragging-the-rest-of-us-down-with-them/ https://octodon.social/media/VZcF55GogD_SiXYYn6s

Mom's #1 Sidekick.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/27/thats-a-handsome-baby/ https://octodon.social/media/NQrBZCG6CJcwd5YUnAY

A powerful argument against the Flat Earth Theory.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/27/how-to-confound-a-flat-earther/ https://octodon.social/media/EgcZUwSJl6l9tUFAj8g

The kind of person who thinks Red Dawn is a realistic documentary.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/26/a-repugnant-and-short-sighted-what-if-scenario/ https://octodon.social/media/gFIIy1-ErN7Nt4DAZSw

A Christmas story.

https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/24/for-the-kids-on-christmas-eve/ https://octodon.social/media/Z5uANXl2buHUZp4LFYc

I let Mary water the African Violets. Its a big job, someone had to do it. https://octodon.social/media/Endluce5mlmoRX84zdw

I didn't water the orchids. There was a sign that said not to, and what do I know, I have a zoology degree, dammit. https://octodon.social/media/hptowiNsGJkgVeISpY8

I made sure to thoroughly hose down the Spanish moss. I left the whole place dripping. https://octodon.social/media/PjgrghEKcwQZrsSqpcw

It's verdant and thick in here. Getting a bit Jumanji. (I expect kickbacks for that timely reference.) https://octodon.social/media/vvzG2wt_28kvvhgV8Dc