There's only one Christmas greeting that is making a comeback this year.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2017/12/25/bah-humbug-2/
@pzmyers How about "Treason's Greetings! They're probably going to indict Trump on RICO charges!" That's enough to make my holiday happy. 😎
@pzmyers Hmm...I was hoping for Mele Kalikimaka, but yours is good, too.