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My wife is gone for two days, and now I'm feeling sick. Who is going to coddle me? This is bad timing.
@pzmyers It is part of an intricate plot by the new human to replace you.
I take it that “evil cat” ain’t so good at coddling @pzmyers
@pzmyers
If only you'd followed the example of every other moderately famous white male and sexually molested a few dozen women or boys, by now you would have lots of MRAs and clueless old women defending you and making you feel accepted. Boy did you miss out!
@pzmyers *provides tea, cookies and blanket*