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Today in my eco-devo class we asked the question, "Why do we get old?". Student answers, a list:

• Time
• Methylation/acetylation
• Accumulation of damage
• Environmental damage
• IGF pathway
• Down regulation
• Mutations
• Stem cell depletion
• Competition
• Chance imperfections
• Invisible to selection

Always good to remind the young'uns of their inevitable fate.

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@pzmyers Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys and girls and others.

@elronxenu Doom awaits. Do it before your horrible unpleasant death.

I like to give my students uplifting messages.

@pzmyers are these undergrads? That's a post-doc level response there :p

@Areya Undergrads, yes. They'd read the chapter in Gilberts' *Ecological Development* text ahead of time, so they were prepared. Good to see they'd actually absorbed some of their reading.

@pzmyers you don't have to relish it so much though!

@pzmyers none of them said because this planet blows dick and I don't have the constitution for suicide?