True story: several years ago I quoted that Jhonen Vasquez/JTHM story with the bloody wall on my blog.
Later, a team of creationists (the ones who made "Expelled") came to interview me. They asked questions about Intelligent Design, Darwin, etc.
Then they sprang their gotcha moment at me: they'd printed out my post, showed it to me, and asked if their camera crew could check out my basement.
I told them no.
Gotta keep the mystery alive, you know.
@SuzanEraslan Second funniest. One time I visited the Creation Museum, and they made me promise I wouldn't have gay sex on any of the exhibits.
I'm not gay, I'm an atheist.
Apparently, if you don't have Jesus snugged prophylactically around your penis at all times, one is in danger of erupting into all kinds of wild animalistic behaviors at inappropriate times and places.
@pzmyers A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, ok, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard about ANYTHING.
@pzmyers The image that it evokes, as well, is amazing.
@pzmyers ...and that is why monkeys are still monkeys
@pzmyers I say none of us show them our basements.
@pzmyers This is the funniest thing I've ever heard about creationists.