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@pzmyers Any filling surrounded by doughy matter is a sandwich. A twinkie is a sanwdwich. An eclair is a sandwich. Statistically speaking there are probably two pieces of bread on opposite sides of the Earth right now; the Earth is a sandwich.

@pzmyers I agree with the first two columns. The third column is clearly dessert

@pzmyers I would have to say I'm boring: Structurally neutral, ingredient purist.

@pzmyers Pizza is an open faced sandwich. No pizza rules. No sandwich rules.