It's that time of year again. -20°C, all those cars in the grocery store lot, empty, unlocked, engines idling. Every January I dream of Grand Theft Auto.
@pzmyers As if that were even COLD.
@pzmyers 253 degrees is WARM.
@ciaby I always wonder why there isn't an epidemic of joy-riding teenagers around here. It might just be too damned cold.
@pzmyers I used to dream of taking all the keys and randomly swapping them amongst the vehicles.
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