I think I fucked something up in my simplex noise
with all the talk of "the bird site" I almost expect bird.site to be a real instance
A radical suggestion: let's just get rid of follower counts
The other networks are built around skinner-boxing users into engagement, but there's no reason mastodon needs to be.
Recipe: White chocolate pie
"Chef Watson suggests that you use your own creativity and experience to work in tuna."
Larry the Cable Guy: 68% match
netflix what did I do to deserve this
Netflix's new percentage system is making it abundantly clear that Netflix thinks I have just terrible taste.
google play finally decided to post the current episode of the expanse
wait
do emoji hashtags work
#🦉🦉🦉
#gameing
I guess I should put something here: rain world is beautiful but I will need a 'casual mode' to actually complete it
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/04/why-the-patriarchy-hates-the-moon/521853/
"Other celestial bodies appear as perfect points of light, but the moon is clearly just an absurd ball of rock, as weary and beleaguered and broken as we are, carrying with it the scars of four billion years of astronomical senselessness. Hovering in the sky, it’s proof that we don’t really matter."
instance idea: ephemeral.luxury, every account costs $1000 and expires after a month.
by now windows should really understand what I mean by "gihtub"
VR's "killer app": http://www.thecagecage.com/
Mastodon right now:
[500 jokes about tootin']
Richard M Stallman post
I have to say this seems a lot higher maintenance than thinking about but never actually posting anything to tumblr.
Everybody putting the check mark emoji into their name is adorable.
