I'm sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "rancid shitplasters". #nextcontestant
ME (human): Hello, little man.
HIM: (cat): Hi yes hi can you come with me please
HIM: Good good this way
ME: It's the door.
HIM: Yes look can you do the thing where the door is not doing that
ME: Do you want to go outside? Here, I'll open the door.
HIM: OK NOW LOOK IT'S IMPORTANT
ME: Yes, I know, I've opened the door
HIM: no it's cold out there
ME: Yes, it's cold. Are you going
ME: OK, I'll shut the..
ME: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
HIM: Make it not cold!
Helsinki! Interested in sound, live-coding and environments?
Creating soundscapes with live coding techniques
Learn about Soundscapes and live coding by immersing yourselves into writing little code snippets that will create an artificial soundscape. We will temporarily fill Temporary with the sounds of a desert, a rainy forest, or a twirling extraterrestrial city of ant-sized aliens.
Jesus. Poor fucking mic tech. #crew
BET NONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THE MIC TECH, YOUSE HEARTLESS BASTARDS.
For those keeping track at home, this account is dedicated to:
☑ the nonexistence of mountains
☑ the international conspiracy to kill us all with juice
☑ mid-90s sci fi tv shows, and why the suck
☑ all the books @ink_slinger needs to read about the history of anarchism
☑ ancient astronaut theories
☑ the sick juche beats of North Korean pop
I'm glad we have @CobaltVelvet
That is all.
again for the record: I'm not fully antagonizing Milan / tchncs.de because after a long discussion I believe he honestly understands his mistakes and wants to fix things. He deserves at least one chance to be better.
Now y'all have no reason to doubt me on this; if it gets out of control, I will do what's necessary to protect this community. And as usual, feel free to report anything useful.
Dear #steam. I would really like the games in my queue to be in my queue because they share similar features with games I already own, play, or have in my wishlist.
'This game is in your discovery queue because it is popular' is a shit reason.
Thank you for helping me move here and continuing to help me reach my followers again.
Y'all are kind. https://kitty.town/media/aeBQBVKgXnOrrWeGTt0
send me money for the medication required for me to deal with you https://mastodon.social/media/CQmnin69qEtcp9OCxRg
Hey admins, this is where you have to make a decision now, on how to deal with other admins who are a danger to your own users.
Are your protecting your users, or playing politics to keep chummy with instances?
The rules that bind the fediverse or fostering the communities the fediverse is intended to create -
which one will be preserved and which one will break?
Which is it
And then tonight I see literally the most incendiary* work of #theatre i have ever been privileged to witness tonight. JOAN by The Rabble. Utterly fucking glorious.
*Yes, things are actually on fire. I'm exhilarated and energised.