ME (human): Hello, little man.
HIM: (cat): Hi yes hi can you come with me please
HIM: Good good this way
ME: It's the door.
HIM: Yes look can you do the thing where the door is not doing that
ME: Do you want to go outside? Here, I'll open the door.
HIM: OK NOW LOOK IT'S IMPORTANT
ME: Yes, I know, I've opened the door
HIM: no it's cold out there
ME: Yes, it's cold. Are you going
ME: OK, I'll shut the..
ME: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
HIM: Make it not cold!
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