Played with these lads, Lime Lagoons, at The Eastern in Ballarat last night. Really tight, angular post-punk jangle. #mastomusic #recommended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTPvti90YeA
weight/body shame
Pet hates:
People who haven't seen me in a while saying "Oh, you look *different*", "You've cleaned up!", or my least best favourite "Oh! You used to be... uh... blonde."
Well, I used to like you, only something ate your brain and you're actually a fuckwit, so I'm pissing in your beer.
No offence.
Auto-block any instance that buys into this crap. Nip this shit in the bud.
*smh*
Via @pourrito https://mastodon.ar.al/media/q-ukBEC_R60VJpWlOY0
Before I go to sleep tonight, I would like to say a little prayer for the useless crew of fucking morons who spent their day today wasting my fucking time and making my life shitting miserable.
Dear Bog
Please ensure my enemies die in a fucking fire. By which I mean actually die. In an actual fire.
Blessed be.
One thing I miss from the early days of the Internet is the phenomenon of the 'Links Page', where the website owner would have a simple list of links to other pages and resources that they liked or were interested in.
I understand that the modern web is about 'communities' that look inward and support each other, but listing resources for users without inside community knowledge, or people who are learning about your community or culture.
poltics
Dear #mastodome. As we are about to enter the annual shitfight that is the Australian Federal Budget, I am looking forward very much to the *complete absence* of #auspol wonkery.
I'm sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "rancid shitplasters". #nextcontestant
ME (human): Hello, little man.
HIM: (cat): Hi yes hi can you come with me please
ME: OK
HIM: Good good this way
ME: It's the door.
HIM: Yes look can you do the thing where the door is not doing that
ME: Do you want to go outside? Here, I'll open the door.
HIM: OK NOW LOOK IT'S IMPORTANT
ME: Yes, I know, I've opened the door
HIM: no it's cold out there
ME: Yes, it's cold. Are you going
HIM: Nooooooo!
ME: OK, I'll shut the..
HIM: Nooooooo!
ME: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
HIM: Make it not cold!
ME: *sigh*
@GinnyMcQueen FYI, minor typo on https://kitty.town/about/more
"Continuing to engage in conversation with a user that has specifically has requested for said engagement with that user to cease and desist..."
There's one too many 'has'-s there.
No-good pinko lefty academic and noise bastard. #mefite. #nobot please. http://www.chriswenn.com http://chriswenn.bandcamp.com