People who haven't seen me in a while saying "Oh, you look *different*", "You've cleaned up!", or my least best favourite "Oh! You used to be... uh... blonde."
Well, I used to like you, only something ate your brain and you're actually a fuckwit, so I'm pissing in your beer.
Before I go to sleep tonight, I would like to say a little prayer for the useless crew of fucking morons who spent their day today wasting my fucking time and making my life shitting miserable.
Please ensure my enemies die in a fucking fire. By which I mean actually die. In an actual fire.
One thing I miss from the early days of the Internet is the phenomenon of the 'Links Page', where the website owner would have a simple list of links to other pages and resources that they liked or were interested in.
I understand that the modern web is about 'communities' that look inward and support each other, but listing resources for users without inside community knowledge, or people who are learning about your community or culture.
No seriously. Shut the fuck up about it.
ME (human): Hello, little man.
HIM: (cat): Hi yes hi can you come with me please
HIM: Good good this way
ME: It's the door.
HIM: Yes look can you do the thing where the door is not doing that
ME: Do you want to go outside? Here, I'll open the door.
HIM: OK NOW LOOK IT'S IMPORTANT
ME: Yes, I know, I've opened the door
HIM: no it's cold out there
ME: Yes, it's cold. Are you going
ME: OK, I'll shut the..
ME: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
HIM: Make it not cold!