Question: what is worse - teenage DJs or teenage psytrance DJs?

Played with these lads, Lime Lagoons, at The Eastern in Ballarat last night. Really tight, angular post-punk jangle.

weight/body shame 

Pet hates:

People who haven't seen me in a while saying "Oh, you look *different*", "You've cleaned up!", or my least best favourite "Oh! You used to be... uh... blonde."

Well, I used to like you, only something ate your brain and you're actually a fuckwit, so I'm pissing in your beer.

No offence.

Things I Feel Weird Shouting At My Cat # 7635758735: "No! You don't like Pocky!"


I should feel proud and excited and even ecstatic to have submitted my PhD, but I just feel numb and directionless. For almost 5 years it's been this constant thing, and now it's just... nothing.

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Kitty.Town is open for registration today! 😻


Ah, the mornings that you wake up and discover that the world has gone completely to shit in your absence....

Before I go to sleep tonight, I would like to say a little prayer for the useless crew of fucking morons who spent their day today wasting my fucking time and making my life shitting miserable.

Dear Bog
Please ensure my enemies die in a fucking fire. By which I mean actually die. In an actual fire.
Blessed be.

One thing I miss from the early days of the Internet is the phenomenon of the 'Links Page', where the website owner would have a simple list of links to other pages and resources that they liked or were interested in.

I understand that the modern web is about 'communities' that look inward and support each other, but listing resources for users without inside community knowledge, or people who are learning about your community or culture.


No seriously. Shut the fuck up about it.

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Dear . As we are about to enter the annual shitfight that is the Australian Federal Budget, I am looking forward very much to the *complete absence* of wonkery.

I mean actually, fuck.

Holy shit.

It's real.

And done.


I'm sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "rancid shitplasters".

ME (human): Hello, little man.
HIM: (cat): Hi yes hi can you come with me please
HIM: Good good this way
ME: It's the door.
HIM: Yes look can you do the thing where the door is not doing that
ME: Do you want to go outside? Here, I'll open the door.
ME: Yes, I know, I've opened the door
HIM: no it's cold out there
ME: Yes, it's cold. Are you going
HIM: Nooooooo!
ME: OK, I'll shut the..
HIM: Nooooooo!
HIM: Make it not cold!
ME: *sigh* FYI, minor typo on
"Continuing to engage in conversation with a user that has specifically has requested for said engagement with that user to cease and desist..."

There's one too many 'has'-s there.

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