Longest road in the US:
Gundamentalists that use the false equivalence that cars == guns must think the movie Christine was a documentary.
I almost accidentally typed "Beltware" instead of "Beltway" when referring to DC's perennial circular traffic jam. A potentially retroactively obvious alias, if there ever was.
I refuse to look up what "health goth" actually is, I'm just gonna keep assuming it's goths who eat their vegetables and drink water
Some pretty cool oblique satellite imagery:
https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/04/these-oblique-satellite-images-are-pretty-amazing/
Today's XKCD is a potential time sink. BEWARE.