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A much welcomed day off (kids, if you have a good vacation policy at your job use the hell out of it), reading at a local cafe. A passage made me laugh out loud, and I’m glad the place wasn’t too busy. Okay back to the coffee.
Life math: Weekend + unseasonably warm weather + having a toddler = Trip to the zoo.
Okay iTunes, you don’t understand Shuffle too well. I have one Pet Shop Boys album among however many thousands of songs loaded, why is every other song from that album? No real complaints, just... yeah. #whathavei #whathavei #whathaveidonetodeservethis
Person parked next to me at daycare pickup, tell me you’re going to go to a garage and get those belts looked at once you have the time and money. #screech
A fortune for today.
https://octodon.social/media/3gkxGn7Med2YUqKV-rg
So much truth here. I'm a borderline coffee snob, but I won't say no to a "bad" cup of joe.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/10/the-case-for-bad-coffee.html
i raise my hands to the moon, standing in the middle of my circle of salt, and proclaim:
"yes, hello, i used the wrong kind of salt and now i can't leave, can someone help me"
Breakfast with a cranky 1 year old. [Archer meme] "Do you want oatmeal on your shirt? Because that's how you get oatmeal on your shirt."
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Taking it back to 1998 with a little Propellerheads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woJRUts7_C0
At my desk at work, working (kind of), listening to Scritti Politti's Cupid & Psyche '85 album. Desperately keeping it together as I have the greatest urge to do the robot right about now.
There you go, a explicit list of topics requiring a CW in public timelines. https://octodon.social/about/more
Simple: put a CW on NSFW or violence in any way or you get silenced/banned.
Use more of them in an opportunistic way, for anything negative or depressing.
A couple of quick confessions:
- I will change the user pic from the current Mastodon Egg when I get around to it
- I'm a #mefite if anyone's looking. I don't post much but I'm there.
First toot? Happy to find a less toxic, ad free space that people actually seem to be using. So let's give it a whirl...