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if the republican party dies the democrats will just weekend at bernie it so they can continue being bipartisan

uspol, Israel, Nancy Pelosi is bad 

just thought that one was interesting to remember, given how she's slow walking the House's vote on impeaching Trump.

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uspol, Israel, Nancy Pelosi is bad 

Nancy Pelosi stating that even if the Capitol crumbled to the ground, she'd still support sending money to Israel (????)

I don't know when the depicted conference occurred, but the video was uploaded in March 2019.

the thing about fascists is that they're constitutionally unable of having an accurate conception of who their enemies are. it's not so surprising they should end up attacking the federal government occasionally when they also think the democratic party is run by communists

far right instance block rec - members and admin use anti semitic and racist slurs etc.

us politics, twitter link 

Thread by an observer at the Capitol Hill riot describing the bloodlust among the crowd and warning that this will continue to escalate if not dealt with:

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us politics 

"What I perceive as Democratic leadership's inability to grasp how close they came to violent televised death is actually one of the most disturbing parts of this for me."

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oh my fucking god I’m going to be 29 this year. what the fuck. this entire year of lockdown fucked my brain so hard I forgot I had a birthday and I’m not 27 anymore. I hate this

anyway I wanted to do a chill Warframe stream today and my internet is finally cooperating so uhhhhh check my twitch if u wanna hang out??? It’s @photophorez and my av is a photo of a seal with a toy knife

I haven’t streamed in literally years so it’ll be probably a couple minutes before I’m live

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I just reached the story quest in Warframe where you land on the terrible debt colony on Venus, like, a day before Elon Musk starts posting about essentially creating a fucking Mars debt colony
I am going to throw my computer out the window

(thoughtfully regarding a hologram of a badly lit mediocre cock)

the weaknesses of their strategic thinking are painfully evident in the sub-par lighting and badly chosen angle of this phone camera photograph to one who appreciates art. with this information i shall pick them apart easily

(ominous organ music mounts in the background as the camera zooms to thrawn's glowing eyes)

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grand admiral thrawn studying his enemies' dick pics to discover their weaknesses

another fash refugee instance - nothing overt yet but mention of “mass censorship” by “big tech” from the admin:


URGENT: meta, defederation, kiwifarms 

Kiwifarms set up a Pletoma instance to fill the gap until they’re able to set up a forum to harass and harm again. I recommend suspending the instance at ASAP.

Hey yall, I really need help and am not sure what to do anymore

My wisdom teeth are very super impacted and they hurt and keep getting worse. And I also have cavities that I really need fixed. But unfortunately i live in the US I can’t afford $4000 for these essential procedures on my own

More info in my gofundme link below but if y’all could donate\boost\help in any way it’d mean a lot to me

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Meta, fascists 

AWS is yanking Parler, which means it will probably go offline at least for a while.

This is an especially important time to be vigilant about fascists on the fediverse and not give any foothold to them. They'll be casting around for a new home rn and this mustn't become one.

Please use the #fediblock tag to alert for fascist instances.

I am tired of star warses where everyone is played by sexy hunks. where is my all Muppet Star Wars

starm warms, mandalorian s2 minor spoilers 

unironically I think the frog alien animatronics were incredibly good. they looked more like leopard geckos than frogs imho, but her and her husband were so cute and I almost cried when they reunited and hugged 😭

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nintendo: here's a piece of slime
everyone: i'm horny

starm warms 

mando season 2: baby Yoda does a hate crime

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