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There are so few cases where Google actually builds something genuinely useful, so credit where credit is due: the Hold For Me feature has measurably improved my parent's lives. support.google.com/assistant/a

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FOR THE PROGRAM, TO
THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY
APPLICABLE LAW

Wondering if anyone's going to start a company with the stated mission of making versions of all the products that google pulled the plug on. You could call it Groggle.

Good thing someone's working to defend us from the oppressive boot of *checks notes* Google Allo

Don't stop bereaving
Hold on to that feeeeeling

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Bold move to end the Evangelion franchise with the reveal that the whole show took place in horny autistic teenager Shinji Ikari's imagination, while he sits at home all day clutching a snow globe with his mother's head inside

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Anyone in Toronto interested in a 1984 Mac 512K? Free, as-is. Pickup only, East York. It's just light enough to carry on transit.

I kinda need to know whether to hang onto it or Got Junk it by tomorrow, and I'll only be around till the 1st to give it away.

Boosts OK.

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Just made my first homemade batch of salsa verde. If it doesn't suck: chilaquiles incoming.

Parenting 

5: I'm dressed.
Me: I have two questions. First, is your shirt on the right way?
5: No. [Starts reversing shirt] what's the second question?
Me: maybe you can guess what it is while you're fixing your shirt.
5: [finishes reversing shirt] what is it?
Me: Where are your pants?
5: [laughs ominously, runs off screaming]

On the plus side, changing a toolhead is as easy as plugging in a phone!

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Me: I'd like to make this plotter reliable. That probably means running a flex pcb cable to the toolhead and being careful with my cable management.

Also me: huh, or I could use this bit of 4p4c handset cable and

Got a mixtape in the mail, now I've got to figure out if my deck is in good enough shape to play it

5yo just got out of bed with a big pout because he had managed to punch himself in the eye with a stuffed animal and i was just howwww

crude '05 vintage meme 

(if for some reason you needed a refresher)
vimeo.com/17907192

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crude '05 vintage meme 

It's amazing how frequently I'll just be walking around humming softly and suddenly find myself singing "who's got the juiciest b-hole in town?"

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