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No legs, but sprouts #squarecember

A field recording of an average day near the high-traffic Tristar Gate of Sector 19.

Thanks for listening to my dumb pew pew noises this month! Check out @ranjit 's hypersonic creations for more pewvember awesomeness.
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The expulsion end of Oglian Time Portals emits an audible chime when it appears in local space to alert nearby beings to the rapid ingress of high terror chrono-stress.
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Day 28 of Pewvember: The world of Neroni Umbalia performs a planetary warp to another star system with more predictable solar cycles.
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A well meaning aunt got the kid Ranger Rick's identity crisis 6-pak

Safety warning

It's Driving Me Nuts
2019
Duplo
Collection of the artist

I'm pretty sure I know what the answer to this one is, NYT

Day 27 of Pewvember: The Exhabitating Warden of Automated Station XII provides you with a brief moment to compose yourself.
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Day 26 of Pewvember: The Canopian Pan-vortex Matter Disruptor has an impressive name, but the pew pew sounds it emits are astoundingly pedestrian.
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Day 25 of Pewvember: a Haliform Warpdrifter fires off a few quasiphase graviton blasts.
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Day 24 of Pewvember: The Northrop-DuPont HyperBuster was developed for the United States Space Force at a cost of $7.2B, was delivered twenty-six years behind schedule, and was fired exactly twice.
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Day 23 of Pewvember: Paxaurical Industries produces a line of whisper-quiet lasers for use in public libraries and other facilities where silence is golden. Only the tell-tale clicking of dephaser relays and a low hum betray the fact that the high-powered Ultraplus Disruptor has gone into operation.
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Day 22 of Pewvember: The Sagittarian Gravitational Intensifier can give just about any large mass an event horizon in moments.
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Day 21 of Pewvember: Every Millitraxipedian military parade culminates with one of their tiny drummers beating a tattoo prior to the ceremonial firing of the absolutely adorable MTP-IV Self Propelled Laser Cannon, which is all of thirty-four millimeters long.
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Day 20 of Pewvember: The tuned-chakra simulasers of the Crystal Manifold Dynamics cult were meant to instantly induce enlightenment on a planetary scale, but only succeeded in giving the Minister of Abstruse Affairs a splitting headache for the next seven hours.
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Day 19 of Pewvember: Only 4XC9-quadrant kids will remember the thrumming of an ultrabeam transit on the way to indoctrination therapy sessions.
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Ok this is pretty fun

Day 18 of Pewvember: On the outskirts of the ancient, ruined megapolis of Krell, a rogue Psychromodroid mercilessly attacks a smuggler encampment.
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Day 17 of Pewvember: DRANGO
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