Amazon has announced that Alexa can now imitate the voice of anyone you yourself have personally murdered

@phooky i guess that explains the seemingly unused SOIC blood altar that kept showing up in teardowns

@ranjit It's really amazing how MEMS technology has reduced the size of sacrificial altars from the huge stone tables of the 70s down to something so small and inexpensive it's now considered standard in almost all consumer electronics

Amazing news! This is going to add so much colour to my life!

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