In compliance with RFC 2119, the existence of MUSTARD implies the existence of SHOULDARD and MAYARD
@epilys "NEVER", "ALWAYS", "GIVE", "LET", "UP", and "DOWN" are to be interpreted as described in Astley 1987
@phooky This is the worst post.
@WAHa_06x36 no, no, see, the mustard goes on the wurst post
@phooky I've liked this post, but I did it while grimacing.
@phooky good news on the MAYARD front: https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=mayard
@phooky not to mention the MAYNARD front: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maynard_James_Keenan
@phooky
...not to mention SORTAARD, KINDAARD and PERHAPSARD.
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.
@phooky Mayard is just mayo+mustard, duh.
@phooky Clearly shouldard is some carnist ritual of eating shoulder with mustard, I don't know about that.
@phooky [unfolding a sheet of paper and looking into your eyes]
In these wedding vows, the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/rlazarus/status/1508550333412249604