Welcome to your first day at my new VC-backed tech startup. Your work laptop is a donkey's skull. The well stocked kitchen is also the restroom which is also the cemetery

@phooky do I need to install linux on my dead badger I brought from home now?

@izaya linux is already installed on the badger, on your skull, in the copse of unwavering willow beyond the walls, linux is rushing up from the gaping mouths of the toilets, linux is welling up from the dark places of the earth, o o o

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