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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but once you level up to three or four you can even ward off undergraduates

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@phooky at 8 apples, even friends and relatives begin to avoid you

around 10-11, small mammals and most birds are repelled

at 15 apples a day, even plants will wilt at your approach; only cockroaches can come near you.

@ranjit at twenty apples a day you start to repel soil and rocks; at twenty-five you can usually achieve flight, but at least sixty to seventy apples a day are required for interplanetary travel

@phooky unfortunately, due to the extreme forces involved, it is difficult to acquire apples or to keep apples on your person.

@ranjit it is to solve precisely this problem that the McIntosh ramjet was developed

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