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[walking with the kids down by the Gowanus canal] look kids, a duck!
[duck dives underwater] ooh, look, it must have seen a fish! Let's wait for it to come up again and see if it caught it!
[30 second later] any second now!
[Two minutes later, frantically googling "how long can a duck stay underwater"] aaaaany second now
@phooky Gators gotta eat, same as duckies.
Parents, be sure to talk to your kids about animals and the Gowanus Canal