[singing to child] there was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his-- [stops short] wait, what if Bingo is the *farmer's* name


Actually, the farmer is named Bingo. The farmer's dog is called Bingo's Monster

Preemptively check out my soundcloud on the strength of these sick toots

@phooky he had six dogs: Bingo, -ingo, --ngo, ---go, ----o, and -----.

@ranjit the song states that the farmer had 'a' dog, leading to the inescapable conclusion that each verse is about a different farmer

@jleedev @ranjit what crime did the donkey commit to deserve that

@phooky @jleedev he tripped the horse who, raced past the barn, fell

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