4yo: X is cutting his hair!
[2yo waddles in, beaming, scissors in hand]
[hanks of hair fall to floor]
It has been a day
@phooky scream «¡mira lo que pasa!» and make them eat the hair
@phooky thus ruling through fear and respect in equal measure
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