Real talk: if a hacker in NYC opens a door, 80% of the time it's for delivery Thai food
The other 20% it's for terrible burritos
DRAMATIC REVEAL: it was a poke bowl
@phooky I would order in all the time if the delivery people wore Dark Army masks.
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