somebody once told me
you're gonna wake up hungry
don't eat the plums i left in the fridge

in the morning i was dumb
and my tongue was kinda numb
so i foraged around for some breakfast

well the plums start coming and they don't stop coming
once you eat one you just can't stop plumming
don't stop to think till they're all gone
i think oh shit you've done it now shaun
so much to eat so much to chow
why did i go for the plums now
i'd better leave a good note
so here's the thing that i wrote

@phooky hey now
you're awake now
bet you want plums
well, they
hey now
they're all gone now
I ate all them
and all of them were so good
I hope you forgive me
(they were cold)

@applebaps your plums were tasty and cold, only shooting stars break the mold

@amsomniac @applebaps 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 to all of you.

@phooky this is a thought crime and I salute you

@phooky the first time I read this it was not to the Smash Mouth Melody. Lol. It was just a basic poem. Thank God for replies

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