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NYC folks: if you'd like a free ticket to my day long workshop this Friday about, essentially, how to run a great Mastodon instance for your community, I have discount codes!

It's based on my guide but it uses the guide as a jumping off point and I get into some of the nitty gritty, including things like "how to stay on top of Mastodon releases and keep your community informed of new features if you don't know anything about programming"

Instead of origami, it's just clumps of half masticated pretzels

Blade Runner, but every time Gaff is on screen his mouth is packed with pretzels

Yes I just made this up and yes I am completely serious

This November I will be participating in "Pewvember", during which I will create a different pew-pew laser noise for every day of the month. Anyone want to join me?

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Looking for a support group for PORBs (Parents Of Rude Babies)

Children's electronic musical toys tend to use RC oscillators rather than crystals, so they go in and out of tune with each other as their batteries run down.

Really enjoying Aldous Harding right now; it's like she's a chill, fun, melodic Diamanda Galas

Someone stole our baby stroller. Again. Ugh

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Every once in a while I'm reminded what a good decision we made in having a policy of not putting pictures of our family online

Our eldest investigates the Dinosaur Homunculus Argument

I do not know what the OSHA limitations are on exposure to "Greensleeves" but I can guarantee you that Disney is fucking riding that line

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