phooky @phooky@octodon.social

Telling my kid Mickey Mouse is called "Macklemore"; let's see how long it takes for my spouse to notice

Are you a KonMari or a KonMaron't

🎵good boys/good boys
what you gonna do
what you gonna do when we snuggle you 🎵
HUGS is filmed on location with the cuties of love enforcement.

Say hello to the beef vortex.

It's 2019 and I'm still confusing KonMari with Kobayashi Maru

I just read my kid a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" that was abridged with all new illustrations and I now I'm wondering how far they can Ship of Theseus this shit

mastoetiquette query: you respond to a toot which is then deleted. Should you delete your response?

remember, remember
the endless september

ugh it's 2019 and i'm still writing "END TIMES" on all my checks

getting @twylo 's blit terminal emulator running for maximum retrocomputing goodness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1XXvSaVUQ

Greetings from Scottsdale, AZ, a place so fundamentally out of touch on every axis that even the sushi bars have multiple large screen tvs tuned to ESPN

visigoths
ostrogoths
tamagoths

i remember when my frustrations were about computers