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tfw your toddler is stomping around waving his potty over his head yelling "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY" and you know that what he actually wants is watermelon

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the real reason HAL didn't open the pod bay doors was that left-pod had gotten removed from npm

I'm feeling very post-meditative today.

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I'm surprised my 2yo can read letters and numbers. I'm _shocked_ he can read my handwriting.

Tfw the recommended way to tune your oscillator relies on multiple technologies that have ceased to exist

Stuck in line for a quarter hour at the rite aid behind bros buying tgi fridays brand potato skins and red bull arguing about starburst flavors with a lady right behind me on the phone coughing constantly and I'm leaning over my 4mo saying shhhh shhhh this hellscape is not your life

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I can't wait until the SDF crew gets to face the SUPERCOMPUTER on CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

#cyoa
#anonradio

Why does my baby's onesie have patches on the elbows

Does he have baby tenure

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anyway now I can turn letters into lsystems and grow plantpersands

I was listening to lo-fi hip hop and suddenly realized that i was voluntarily listening to hold music and i can't unhear it now

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We'd like to walk away from Omelas but the schools are so good and they just opened up another organic grocery in the bike-friendly downtown and

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In Spanish, if you end a sentence with the 🙂 emoji, you have to start it with the 🙃 emoji

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BOOK TOUR
sorry for putting publicity stuff in this spot but BOOK TOUR soon

moonmilk.com/2018/10/10/new-bo

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