phooky @phooky@octodon.social

A man, a plan, a spiritual advisor: keano

My two year old is bored with Random Access Memories and is now really into Discovery and is dipping his toes into Homework. Good ear, kid

Jealous of @huertanix and @twylo at VCF today

i just realized that the weird double-hump shape at the bottom of the Levi's jeans logo is a human ass and now i can not unsee this

It's decorative bloom season, motherfuckers

Shout out to the 50 something dude sitting on his stoop on Clinton street downing a Coors Light with Come On Eileen blasting on his NY Jets branded Bluetooth speaker

toddler: "I DROPPED E"
me: "you did wha-- oh. the letter."

Helter Skeletor

(this is more on brand for @joshmillard but i can't get it out of my head)

Every time a Google product fails I think to myself, "this is a company that thought they should let engineers be managers"

How can kids go from "screaming with blood pouring out their mouth" to "let's do this puzzle now" in like ten seconds

No let's do that puzzle later once we've wiped up all the blood ok

Toddlers talking to babies are functionally indistinguishable from a Meredith Monk workshop

Becoming a big fan of the snack punk aesthetic

The toddler is running a toy train off the edge of a table again and again while calmly repeating "I was so mad" and I'm shook

Mirrors of Beto's CDC writings:

http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0031.txt -- A Feature on MONEY - Today's Monster
http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0037.txt -- A Few Good Songs off of Eat Your Paisley
http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0050.txt -- The Song of the Cow: a poem http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0059.txt -- Interview With Neo-Nazi 'Ausderau'
http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0073.txt -- Visions From The Last Crusade
http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0079.txt -- The True Story of Cult of the Dead Cow
http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0121.txt -- Ultra Trendies
http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0130.txtMy Day With The Dentist

"If you're interested in the idea of a money-free society, and would
like to participate in active conversations on the subject, call:
The New Society / 915-532-3226 / New User Pass:JELLO"

Wild.