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Carl @peroty@octodon.social

At what point in the buying a house/moving process is it acceptable to light it all aflame and walk away?

As I'm surrounded by people deck out in red white and blue, I'm struggling to find my own patriotism.

Apophenia

The human tendency to perceive meaningful patterns within random data.

I needed that word this weekend.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apopheni

Went to an Escape Room place with my wife's family today. We saved the President by solving clues in the Oval Office.

We were a split group on which President and therefore if he deserved saving.

They had amazing bathroom​ signs.

octodon.social/media/45ZjWAmff

The version of "me" in my head rarely matches the hunk of bone and fat in real life.

I grew up 60 miles from Washington DC. This was my reality 20 years ago. It hasn't changed much. My dad has better internet on a Caribbean island than he does at home. This is reality for anyone not inside a city blessed with fiber and 4k.

What Living With Modern Rural Internet is Really Like
motherboard.vice.com/en_us/art

Hanging out with my wife at the gym.

Every new social network reduces me to that guy in the corner sipping his drink trying not to be noticed. Or begging to be noticed. I'm not sure which. Either way. 👋

Writing rules from The Minimalists into a notebook and exploring Bullet Journaling.

I am going to miss this guy when we move. I like this old, fat toad that spends his evenings on the sidewalk in front of my house. There's something reassuring about seeing him there.

Hello T-Mobile.
Goodbye Verizon.

I need to develop a side gig but lack good skills for such endeavors. I keep coming back to doing hardware replacements for people as I can read and follow ifixit.com directions and have the tools to do so. But that's risky if things go bad. Not sure if I want to take on computer repair/malware removal. Did it for years as a job and didn't love it then. But it's a skillset I have.

Selling everything in my house I don't want to move.

Tonight I spent 2 hours hanging out at T-Mobile in the phone with Verizon. Apparently they get real grumpy when you try to leave them and get all psycho-ex on you.
I now have one working phone and a date with Verizon's WinBack team at 9am when they open.
My desire to leave Verizon and go to T-Mobile is now a new life mission.

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Hey, listen. When you’ve studied a text intently and really scrutinized it, you’ve pored over that document.

When you say you poured over it, this is what you’re saying:

Rum. Coke. Pool. Exhaustion.

Do *you* have a carpeted laundry room?