Robocall: You’ve been involved in a car accident that wasn’t your fault, is that right?
Me (messing with her): How did you know?
Robocall: All right, sorry about that. We’ll take your number off our list.
I spot a bug. I said a word that sounded like “no” and they homed in on it. They could lose actual marks this way.
"Excuse me," the man - a foreigner, by his strange accent and clothes - said, "are you William Shakespeare?"
Will rolled his eyes. Fame was nice, but right now he just wanted to have a few drinks with his friends. "No, I'm the Earl of fucking Oxford."
The man disappeared.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Wildflower verges help sustain Britain’s insects. They’re lovely for humans too. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/jul/18/the-impact-is-tremendous-readers-on-wildflower-verges?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other