Robocall: You’ve been involved in a car accident that wasn’t your fault, is that right?
Me (messing with her): How did you know?
Robocall: All right, sorry about that. We’ll take your number off our list.

I spot a bug. I said a word that sounded like “no” and they homed in on it. They could lose actual marks this way.

* wake up to a horrible, grinding mystery sound coming from the fan

* Is the fan gonna explode?!

* The fan is off.

* Realize i fell asleep with my tablet playing ambient industrial music

when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are

but we cant get rid of urban cars because uhhhh people would be mad about it for like two weeks before realizing that oh yeah driving in the city sucks actually

"Excuse me," the man - a foreigner, by his strange accent and clothes - said, "are you William Shakespeare?"
Will rolled his eyes. Fame was nice, but right now he just wanted to have a few drinks with his friends. "No, I'm the Earl of fucking Oxford."
The man disappeared.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

So lemme get this straight: Wacom's tablets come with a pen, and the pen has an eraser so you can flip it over like a pencil to switch to the eraser tool,

while Apple Pencil does not have an eraser, and u gotta do some other gesture to switch to eraser????

There's a peculiar type of fomo where I am in a group of people having an entertaining conversation but I can't hear what my friends are saying over the background music

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