xmas is just around the corner (messed up, i agree!!) maybe you need a gift? well you can get these designs and many more on tees, hoodies, badges, stickers and a bunch of other things right here: timecowboy.threadless.com

I'm attracted to the idea of being a micro-patron of the arts. But Medium insists on tracking me via either my Google or my Facebook account, which makes me hesitate.

One more pic of stuff I saw on my road trip but couldn't stop to take a photo.

I tried looking up the approximate area i was in, I think it's at the truckee river outside of reno

#art

Opened the curtains and discovered I've been wasting my morning eating breakfast instead of photographing the frost

i heard there was a secret plum
i really meant to save you some
but you don't really care for breakfast, do you

The way this snow froze!!! Lol I don't live in snow so I'm amused by simple things like this

Just-in-time ironing is probably a sign of poor domestic time-management but putting on a still-warm just-ironed shirt is delicious

@eqe hmm, I was hoping for some simple answer, but "it's complicated" makes sense.
@bouncinglime

@Gargron As "Masto" pertains to 'breast', and "don" pertains to 'teeth', I feel you missed out on comedy gold by not labelling #mastodon platform's #statuses #titbits rather than 'toots.'

Robocall: You’ve been involved in a car accident that wasn’t your fault, is that right?
Me (messing with her): How did you know?
Robocall: All right, sorry about that. We’ll take your number off our list.

I spot a bug. I said a word that sounded like “no” and they homed in on it. They could lose actual marks this way.

* wake up to a horrible, grinding mystery sound coming from the fan

* Is the fan gonna explode?!

* The fan is off.

* Realize i fell asleep with my tablet playing ambient industrial music

when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are

but we cant get rid of urban cars because uhhhh people would be mad about it for like two weeks before realizing that oh yeah driving in the city sucks actually

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