Okay, so Mastodon has reached the stage where we need to implement the Game of Life in it. This is going to be some trouble but I have faith.
We'll be needing an instance with some nice, round number of members, at least something that we can make a square or rectangle out of.
I guess we can just have each member follow the members who are "adjacent" to them, so we'll need to assign everyone a set of coordinates.
Maybe we'll set the toot length to 1, and the only possible characters 0 or 1.