Aaron Scott @paronomasiac@octodon.social

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with colitis goes by

@Vordus Of course! It's the same notebook that I solved Riven's elevation puzzle in.

@Vordus I just started it again, hence why it's on my mind.

@Vordus FEZ

@CobaltVelvet I really want that now, dammit =-P

@CobaltVelvet because I am the absolute worst, especially at remembering music bands. I meant Nine Inch Nails. Now I get to be embarrassed, too!

Tool's cover of Hurt is, like, the *worst* song to listen to on a bad mental health day.

How does that quote go? "The tree of liberty must from time to time be watered with the blood of random people who can't afford to get that wound stitched up?"

Meh, close enough for House Republicans.

A meta haiku:
This line has more syllables
Than the other two
#nationalhaikupoetryday

The best Easter tradition? Family glitter fight. We die, shiny and glittery!

@tiphra I've never heard of Epic Card Game, but I'll definitely look into it.

If you're interested in keeping up with MTG, there are multiple "buy it once" options. Modern, Legacy, and Commander are the most popular ones. The cards never rotate out, so your deck is always legal. Granted the buy-in can be expensive, but the security is nice.

Also, I haven't actually spent money on MTG in months, thanks to online trading. Get rid of my chaff, get in cards I actually want.

Aw, dammit. There goes my deck. Time to brew something new: https://octodon.social/media/OU1MvHp_XeHzjoPURuc

Bendydick Pumphersnatch

@plsburydoughboy
I think you mean Benadryl Cabbagepatch.

@phildini A worthy reason. I'll help by linking livestreams of cats directly to you. Here's one now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od1-koPkMjI