I'm just a humble farmer
I've been thinking about making a run for the Senate.
Booty call
Sex in the 1970s
This will haunt your dreams.
Anything's possible, as long as you imagineer it!
That sounds like city slickin' to me
Slightly rumpled old English professor
CIA funding is behind this.
Minions memes
Darth Vader's terrible secret
Some rich asshole
lol YOLO
Theme night at the shooting range
Only one shall survive.
A John Philip Sousa march plays in the background.
That's it, that's all there is. Forever.
I have a message for all the white people in the audience
Remember Archie comics?
Ever been dumpster diving?
Put some stank on it
Mischief at the wax museum
Way too many beards.
I'm just a humble farmer
Negative Yelp review
Really pink tongue
Diversify your investments
Hang on, I have the perfect emoji for this
The way Jeff Goldblum laughs in Jurassic Park
I am young and hip!
Millennials!
Law & Order plot twist
Negative Yelp review
Turn down that gangster rap!
A John Philip Sousa march plays in the background.
*feigned outrage*
Working on my magical realism novel
hatefucking
