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Ava @orielle@octodon.social

@edd Yeah! Or maybe it's like when someone comes out of the closet...everyone alway knew he was a little different, they just couldn't quite put their finger on it...

A: He's gay, right?
B: Umm, maybe. I just thought he was cultured.
A: Oh.
B: But he could be, I don't know...
A: Well he is European, so maybe it's just that?
B: Yeah, that's probably it.
A: Oh! Wait a minute. He's got a cat.
B: Doh! Totally didn't see that coming.
C: You guys *did* see the sharks, right?!!

@Siphonay This is Houston, do you copy? ;-)

...and we're back. Much love to our generous and image loving mother @CobaltVelvet xx

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Hello octodon.social. I am in you.

So when my pet cat died, I was really bummed...

...but nowhere near as much as my pet evil genius was. He sank in to a deep depression and gave up on life. He threw away his lasers. Freed his sharks. Just plain gave up on his dreams. It was just so heartbreaking to watch.





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I'm like, so good at adulting right meow. It was only 3 hours ago when I convinced myself I wouldn't be past lunch.

What's for lunch??

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I'm less than 24 hours in and I've already tooted way more than I've ever tweeted

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So I just realised I've been using "favourite" this whole time, when in my head I was "boosting"...

...it's official, I no longer know how things work.

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"Let's play a game, to help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."





@tcql re dumb jokes:

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

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@Rushyo Sorry I tried, but I'm rubbish with emoji. What does the hug look like?