@edd Yeah, and impossible to ignore...

Mom: So how did your date go?
Me: Well, he's good looking and in great shape.
Mom: That's good honey, he's rich as well, right?
Me: Yeah, he's one of the richest guys in the world. Even has his own space company.
Mom: Wow, so are you going to see him again?
Me: Well...I was going to...but then I saw he had a shark tank.
Mom: Sorry?
Me: A. Shark. Tank.
Mom: He's a super villain, isn't he?
Me: Yep. Why does this keep happening to me?!