@diamaterialista I already mentioned that I can't take credit for the Foopball Shirt, that's the work of blogger/prankster Jeff Wysaski here https://pleated-jeans.com/2017/12/19/added-last-minute-gifts-options-local-kmart/
But ever since I picked "OneSwellFoop" for my nick at various online places, I've taken note of everything Foop. "Spornt" is not mine, but it does accurately describe how I do sportstuff