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Craig "Foop" @oneswellfoop

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Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die.

Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.

"Tooting" reminds old geezers like me of a '60s tv cartoon with a character named Tooter (the Turtle)
youtube.com/watch?v=_xYY5Lt71M
But then, back then we also had Ruff & Reddy, Rocket Robin Hood and Colonel Bleep.

when you're not 'thinking with portals', sometimes the portals do the thinking... octodon.social/media/_a8cdiCRC

still figuring out how thing's work here... wondering if I should have put Bambi Twerking behind a content warning but not sure how. But hey... 1940s Disney there!!!

@cptodin_ it's hard twerk but worth the effort

just going through my collection of random gifs for the folks on masto... I'm up to B-A for "bambi's ass" octodon.social/media/mgUUzeJUc

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mixed quotes range from

"What we've got here is an offer he can't refuse."

to

"My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Beam me up again, Sam" (two of the most consistently misquoted movie quotes)

"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL AND I’LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN"

or in closer proximity, "Luke, I have a bad feeling about your father"

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