a webfriend linked to the most embarassing classical orchestra video EVER youtube.com/watch?v=w59e20ijOp
"Baby Got Back:" Sir Mix-A-Lot with the Seattle Symphony

The worst thing you can hear at a routine doctor's appointment is "we've found something that we need to examine further". But the SECOND worst I heard today: "You really are healthier than you seem to feel." (the very tactful equivalent of 'it's all in your head')

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark

a pun that must have been made a million times but I haven't seen it 

If Google merged with Uber, would the company be called Goober?

all caps 

And hail, too. Don;t forget the hail. :/

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@oneswellfoop Same idea, but higher tech. It uses wood, tension and physics to throw rocks, but does so in a diffrent manner, as I understand it.

Starting a communist musical comedy revue: Das Kapital Steps

I know it's become one of Mastodon/Octodon's favorite things, but isn't a just a fancy French ?

"To help some of the newcomers (or anybody) make connections: name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."



(took me to the age of 60 to figure it out)
(central coast)


radio (Gary Owens era, not Jack Benny era)


petition to rename the capslock key "the yell button"

Spent most of today on birdsite, felt sad and angry, spent last 15 min here, felt better. Anyway, boost my extreme idiot dog and help me find my pals here

well, I always knew that SMURFS were better than TERFS... and Smurfs are blue!

Whenever I dropped a couple things in a short time I used to say I was "suffering from dropsy"; then I looked up the actual condition (the same as edema) I decided it wasn't appropriate so I stopped. But I've been dropping so many things lately, I feel like I need a jokey way to refer to it... dropamine overdose? droppler radar? turning into a droppelganger?

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