Instagram: My life is a party.
Snapchat: My life is a quirky TV show.
Facebook: My life turned out great!
Twitter: We're all going to die.
Mastodon: Don't worry, while we are on a quirky, meandering path towards an inevitable apocalypse, we might as well enjoy the ride and show eachother some love in an unorthodox, yet irresistible manner, not in any way hindered by considerations of style, identity or consistency.
still figuring out how thing's work here... wondering if I should have put Bambi Twerking behind a content warning but not sure how. But hey... 1940s Disney there!!!
mixed quotes range from
"What we've got here is an offer he can't refuse."
"My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"Beam me up again, Sam" (two of the most consistently misquoted movie quotes)
"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL AND I’LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN"
or in closer proximity, "Luke, I have a bad feeling about your father"
this has so much running joke potential:
This is a test.
This is only a test.
If this were a pop quiz, you would have been instructed to put your text and notebooks away.