june @odinsdream@octodon.social

i like how in fifteen years everybody who is anybody will own at least one summer dress

Coworkers: "Oh, why aren't you going to the motivational talk about What If You Could Do The Impossible?"
Me: I'm socially and medically transitioning my gender presentation, I don't think I need help from a straight cisgender dude on how to do the impossible, thanks.

Reminder that there's nothing inherently wrong with liking anonymity and having anon accounts not tied to your RL identity in any way on masto or anywhere else on the internet

I hope we can not bring that shit mentality where anonymity = bad to mastodon, thankyouverymuch.

Silicon Valley thinks we are in a moment of “anti-tech sentiment”

Loooool no we just finally woke up the masses to the San Francisco business model. Notice that nobody’s mad at Intel! Nobody’s complaining about how VLC killed a woman testing some machinery. Nobody thinks propaganda in Mint Linux tainted a presidential election. No buddy that’s an anti-corruption sentiment you’re catching. You have a corrupted business model.

Hey if you arent a sex worker or have never been a sex worker id sure love it if you stopped trying to shit on things sex workers do to try to make their lives easier. As far as i can see an actual sex worker is involved with switter so can yall dial back the paranoia thanks

To ensure that NSFW content on here doesn't get exposed to minors or people who do not consent to viewing of such material (as toots here can appear on other instances), we will be switching over everyone's publishing settings "always mark media as sensitive" to on to reflect the new defaults.

Don't worry, all your content is still there! If you'd like to see all sensitive content by default, you can enable it in your Settings -> Preferences at the bottom: Always show media marked as sensitive

We are working on a few other projects at the moment; So while we'll definitely ensure that everything is up and running, in terms of questions, feel free to keep sending them our way. We just may take a little bit of time getting back to you. Most of the info will be available in our FAQ's. We're hoping to keep this updated with new questions and answers soon! :)

Here come the sex workers to the fediverse! https://switter.at/about

Last night I fell asleep writing a script for a marketing campaign targeting MEN to go into THERAPY only with Axe Body Spray style branding

IF ANYONE HAS $$$ FOR ME TO MAKE THIS A REALITY

IT'S BIG BUDGET THO TO ACCOUNT FOR THE EXPLOSIONS AND LOOSE WOMEN

i need resources on memory management in microkernels, anyone have pointers

So happy to be able to contribute meaningfully to #Firefox59 💖❤🦊

My idea and patch to whitelist #decentralization protocols have made to the release notes. I am quite proud right now. I will keep working to make #Mozilla #Firefox a first-class platform for #dapps.

https://toot.cafe/media/KSInNjF_rXyrTlkUAl0

WELP looks like I just got a table at @Norwescon@twitter.com. Hello, Seattle sci-fi fans, would you like to hear about my comic that four people with seven Hugos between them had nice things to say about? https://dragon.style/media/xr6aup4VLN0tn_Y9q-M https://dragon.style/media/RDduq2xP-1Zn-RQ37fE

In which DNA Lounge stands to lose some money because they told shithead bands they weren't welcome. If you've been meaning to swing by there to catch a show, please do. We should reward this kind of action.

https://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2018/03/10.html

https://twitter.com/dakami/status/971131871621885953

one of the things the army will tell you about CPR is that you should continue until you are no longer capable, or a medic has relieved you

they also say you need to push *hard*, and if you break the casualty's ribs, no fucking problem, their heartbeat is much more important than the shape of their ribcage

this is important advice imo

keep pushing

keep your friends and loved ones alive

do not stop until they are cared for or breathing on their own