sharkling violet @nothingpaintedviolet@octodon.social
💮pointy guitars and frilly fish💮just yr standard issue transgirl punk pornstar/musician💮not from this earth and not staying long💮
if this is how the singularity happens then i guess so be it but wow i bet no one saw it coming from the hands [claws?] of a robot doing GoT cosplay
oh no, the dragon bots from yesterday have learned to talk
the year is 2050. the federation now entirely consists of followbots. only one remains to speak out. only one stands up to give them their place.
tom cruise stars in
CAPTAIN HADDOCK
"oh yeah, i'm into all the usual stuff; sludge, slime, goo, muck..."
@nothingpaintedviolet Seems pretty epic to say "Well, I'm currently followed by 4 dragons, they listen everything I say and give me access to parallel worlds"
So I wrote a thing about Mastodon
and pineapples :pineapple:
and other unanswered questions
https://medium.com/@sargoth/mastodon-pineapples-social-media-and-other-unanswered-questions-c5127c7c9aa0
never thought i'd see the day when "oh look, another dragon themed followbot" is a rational sentence that comes out of my brain but i guess we really do live in interesting times
how great is this trend of the internet just getting gayer and gayer and gayer
apparently i'm not too lazy to ramble endlessly about how lazy i am tho. idk, having a human brain is a weird.
re: that question about selfies yesterday - - - i was gonna post a shot of my insanely awesome new tattoo but it turns out i'm a lazy bitch and copying a jpeg from my phone to my laptop is too much work
new social media who dis
friendly reminder that Whirl is a trans girl 🚁🔥✨
these aren't gingernuts! these are ginger thins! this $1 packet of homebrand biscuits lied to me!
posting on mastodon about posting on facebook about posting on mastodon
i haven't seen any selfies on this thing, are selfies considered passe here?
a very nice man dragged needles across my skin for six hours straight today and now i am in a lot of pain and full of endorphins and the proud owner of the baddest assest snake ever
i thought i was getting the hang of this place, then i tried to follow a friend on a different instance... now i'm all freshly confused and i'm lovin it
i can hear my housemate cackling riotously as they watch Vikings right now and idk why but something about that just brims my heart full of joy like guys life is kinda okay maybe
instead of just confused by terrible humans ON a site, like in the Bad Old Days last week
the mischievous sprite in me [approx 93% by volume] is in raptures at everyone being confused by a site together
