sharkling violet @nothingpaintedviolet@octodon.social

@numimyon ahhh, so basically i need to learn the Art of the Hashtag

@envgen 💜💘✨

so i guess masto just isn't as into selfies as tumblr is hey?

i saved 90 selfies yesterday and this was the only sfw one oops

@DeanWisener i mean, aren't they all gay already? just.... not... gay... enoUGh

@grime_witch life motto material right here

mastodon is great and all but like it could be a bit gayer

who turned the winter on

@saper u wot m8

@cmdrspacebabe too real and too UGH

incidental masto-break because i went on a date with one of my partners and wasn't near my laptop for a day and a half

[and i know there ARE phone apps but i haven't bothered yet and this just adds to the extra rad early 00's feel of this place i love it i'm never gonna shut up]

@grime_witch ‼️‼️‼️

save Cashew 2k17

but now i'm going to pry myself from the federated tl and go make tht coffee cus i can't be even remotely coherent without it @______@

i still wasn't sure exactly how Into Masto i am but i just booted it up to check my feed BEFORE MAKING COFFEE so basically i'm gone for good

@Eve 💘💘💘
it's probably one of those Human Nature type deals, always trying to find sense in the swirling chaos of the cosmos and always seeking out points to relate to ones own experience..

i'm still too lazy to get selfies off my phone and onto laptop but in the meantime here is my grumpy shit of a son being as lazy as his mummy

@Myrkskog honestly i'd be proud of them i wouldn't be able to help it. i'd boop all their little virtual dragon snoots as the world burns

@Eve i was being flip, but yeah when you get right down to it what a narrative *is* is the account of a transition in some form or another... beginnings and becomings, that's what all of our stories deal with. and it's very easy for those of us deprived of the specific narrative we need to read into more general ones.
idk this is way too much ramble i'm sorry